Showing posts with label Stephon Marbury. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephon Marbury. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I care about one BCS...Baron, Carmelo Stephon


If you have not read the excellent blogs about the real BCS written by Stile Smith and Luis Medina, I would highly suggest it. With that said, I am tired of the love triangle going on in the Big 12 south, which is why I am focusing my attention on a different BCS. 

Three major stories that have developed throughout the season is the play (or lack thereof) from Baron Davis, Carmelo Anthony and Stephon Marbury. Too often it is Marbury getting all the attention while players like Davis and Anthony not only play great basketball, but have great stories of their own. 

Baron Davis
The Clippers were back. Elton Brand was going to be healthy and he was recruiting Baron Davis like Calvin Sampson on....anyone. And then $80-plus million was waved in the big man's face and he left Davis and the Clippers fans with little direction and almost no shot at the playoffs. 

Davis didn't care. The team only has three wins but he is averaging 17 points and 8 assists per game. But that should be expected of a player of his caliber. It is the fire and genuine passion he has shown every single game this season that is commendable. Forced five turnovers against Chris Paul, dropped 15 on the Miami Heat despite a stomach virus and most of all, wants to show that life as a Clipper goes on well past the departure of Elton Brand. 

Davis is the type of player that doesn't care if his team has three wins or 13 wins, he is going to bring it every night. The Clippers will have a chance to end 2008 with a statement as they get Brand's Philadelphia 76'ers on December 31. That's a must-see game no matter what the records.

Carmelo Anthony
There is no doubt LeBron James is the best player from the 2003 draft and Dwayne Wade is making headlines by leading the league in scoring, but to me Carmelo Anthony has shown the most improvement from year to year. An extremely impressive streak of 221 consecutive games of scoring in double digits came to an end Sunday for Anthony, but that just shows how reliable he is. 

His offense has always been great but he continues to improve by leaps in bounds in other areas. This year he is leading all small forwards in double-doubles and his rebounds per game have grown from 3 per game his rookie season to 6 per game this year. 

But what I like most about Anthony is watching the way he plays the game with an out of this world basketball IQ. Take for example the fourth quarter against the Chicago Bulls. Chauncey Billups would run off Anthony's screens every time and then reverse back around the screen. On the reverse, the defense would either make a switch, causing Anthony to get matched up on Rose — a huge mismatch — or Billups would take it to the hole cause Rose couldn't recover and Aaron Gray wasn't sliding over. Beautiful offense.

Denver is quietly the second best team in the west right now and if you get a chance to watch a game, look for the intricacies of how the Nuggets play, especially Anthony. At times, it is a work of art.

Stephon Marbury
Well, at this point, I wouldn't be a true American if I didn't throw my two cents in about the whole Stephon Marbury saga. The NBA's daily soap opera looks to be coming to a slow end finally as Marbury and the New York Knick's G.M. Donnie Walsh have opened discussions about a buyout or trade.

Marbury has become a complete cancer to his team and was already one of the most overrated players in the league as is. It's good to see the Knicks have come together and taken control of the team, instead of waiting for Marbury to act like they did last season. It's a good thing too, because they could be stuck with him for a little while longer because of Walsh's hesitation to buyout Marbury's contract and everyone else's disinterest in trading for him.

For the time being though Walsh has banned Marbury from games and practices and the Dallas Mavericks have voiced some interest in obtaining Marbury. Dallas must have a good retirement community for point guards because I see a trend happening there.  

For the sake of the Knicks, the NBA and the sanity of basketball fans everywhere, I hope this Marbury thing gets settled. But if this whole thing does continue, the least Marbury could do is throw another tattoo on his head so people have something new to look at.

In fact, Marbury could tattoo the formula for how to break a tie in the real BCS so everyone can stop worrying about the Big 12 South. Surely the pollsters and NCAA-folk will have enough time to study the formula on Marbury's head since there is at least an hour worth of clips of him on ESPN everyday.


Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Quotable, by Starbury

Quotable? Is that an offshoot of his affordable shoe brand?

Not a chance.

Quotable is what fallen star Stephon Marbury has become now that he's the official victory cigar* of the New York Knicks.

*victory cigar. def.: Player used only in garbage time of a blowout win.

Starbury's benching has got him saying all sorts of crazy sh*t (via ESPN):

"Looking back at the last two years, I kind of liked Larry Brown."

No one likes Larry Brown. No one, except Detroit Pistons when they won the NBA championship under his reign.

Shoot, it was Larry Brown fighting his former roommate after he transferred from UNC to Duke which started the Carolina-Duke rivalry. Again, no one likes Larry Brown. Except the Pistons and apparently fellow UNC grad Michael Jordan. Oh, and now, Starbury.

But wait, there's more.

"I kind of liked Larry Brown."

Alright Steph, we get it. You've got a man crush on Larry Brown. Wait you have more to say?

"I'm like, 'Man, I wish this guy was here to drill me now.'"

Oh man, that was too much information. I should have left this interview while I still had the chance.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Marbury's Magical Mind

While I am the resident NBA blogger on this site, many do not know I am also a doctor.

Yes, I have a Ph.D in locating and analyzing crazy people, and the NBA has two of them with a very severe case of the crazies. Today, we will look at one of them who goes by the name Starbury. If you could all please look at the photo to the right, we will begin our dissection of the demented.

As you can see, Stephon Marbury decided he would hug a reporter who wrote a column about him over the summer. The column said Starbury was "toxic" to the team and he needed to leave. Marbury said he had a spiritual revelation of sorts during the off-season and would pray for those who criticized him.

My diagnosis is Starbury is going to play the crazy card.

You see, he has already played the my teammates around me suck card, the coach sucks card, the G.M. sucks card, the I'm not one hundred percent card, the I'm not getting treated fairly card, the I threaten to hold out card, the trade me now card, the no one can buy me out card, and even the reverse psychology card.

By playing the crazy card, Marbury has opened a world full of possibilities. One day he may come in as the player who is in touch with his spirituality, like he already did. Maybe he will be the angry guy who threatens to eat a reporter's children. Hell, maybe he roller skates on to the floor during warmups and has John McCain's face tattooed across his stomach.

Either way, it will be another entertaining year from Starbury and I am glad the Knicks have to deal with it.

For as crazy as the man is, he has shown flashes of greatness on and off the court. Despite not giving 100 percent most nights and killing chemistry with teammates, there are nights when he puts his ego aside and fills it up. Take for instance his inspired performance against a very good Utah Jazz team last year when he filled it up for 28 points and six assists to lead the Knicks to a highly improbable victory.

Off the court, he donated millions, not thousands like all the other athletes, but millions to the Hurricane Katrina relief. He also has extremely affordable shoes, which is especially nice for young kids that look up to the stars of the NBA.

At the end of the day, when Marbury is done with the Knicks he could very well be done with basketball. G.M.'s are reportedly interested in the Star, but I doubt they really want to take him. His reputation has outgrown him and pretty much everyone thinks he is a cancer.

So enjoy the craziness this season cause it could be the end. We will have the touching moments of Marbury inspiring his team to a win or donating to a worthy cause, and we will see the insanity of temper tantrums and missing practices.

NBA season can't get here fast enough

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