Joakim Noah Is Apparently Having Himself Quite The Offseason

Ever since Joakim Noah swiped Paul Pierce and delivered that in-yo-face scream-inspired slam on the Boston Celtics, Chicago Bulls fans have endeared themselves to the second-year player from the University of Florida.

And it looks as if (allegedly) Noah has parlayed that love into the offseason, which started with these pics with a hottie in the water and then this alleged text message.

And to cleanse myself from this situation, you should probably read TFLNs terms of agreement.

Makes me wonder if Geovany Soto understands the "no snitching" policy?

In either case, after checking out Noah's offseason work out plan, there's only one thing that comes to my mind. (Real Video Here)

Noah Bull: Joakim Dunks on Paul Pierce

For two years, Joakim Noah has been the premier whipping boy for Chicago Bulls fans. He was Tyson Chandler before meeting Chris Paul; he had all the energy, athleticism and ability in the world, but without a low-post move to be seen.

Yet, the first six games of this series has proven why Noah was a projected top pick after his sophomore year and a top-10 pick after coming out his junior year. He's catching ally-oop passes and throwing 'em down. He's grabbing every loose ball and rebound like a man possessed. And last night's steal and dunk over Paul Pierce was absolutely the sickest dunk I've seen all year.

The only thing that would have made it better if he would have given Kevin Garnett (in all his fine linens) the Planters treatment.

Noah's maturation might give Bulls fans hope that they will only need one low-post scorer who can play a complimentary role to what Noah does on the grind.

But it's easy to say that after a Game 6 win.

Let's talk after Game 7 Saturday in Boston.

Bulls front court full just that, bull...

All Bulls fans want for Christmas is a post-player with offensive skills.

The play of rookie point guard Derrick Rose has erased my issues with him being selected over forward Michael Beasley with the No. 1 overall pick. However, the play of Joakim Noah and Tyrus Thomas has not.

Thomas and Noah have struggled so much this season, the Bulls have gone with a college-esque starting lineup that features three guards. And while Chicago currently stands one game under .500 (10-11) and would be the Eastern Conference's No. 8 seed if the playoffs started today (they don't, not even close) it is no thanks to the powerless towers.

It might be too soon to call it, but I'm willing to stand up and call it the way I see it. Noah and Thomas are flat out busts.

Why? Well let head coach Vinny Del Negro explain:

"They're young and have to find their way. When you're on the court, you have to value those minutes. The guys who are focused, know their role, commit to it and come with effort every day will play. I can handle mistakes. But I can't handle lack of effort. And I can't handle lack of commitment to the team. Those guys know that. They're working better. That's always a work in progress with a young team."

Vinny is sounding a little like a man I cover on a daily basis, SIU men's basketball coach Chris Lowery, who constantly stresses the value of the ball and playing time to his young players.

In Thomas and Noah's defense, it's kind of hard to value the ball when you can't get your hands on it. And that's not an indictment on D-Rose, but it is an indictment on the hands of stone possessed by two of the Bulls' recent top draft picks.

For me, Thomas' issues are effort-based. He's an athletic son-of-a-gun who has a penchant for highlight reel dunks and shot blocks. But it's obvious when you see him in the game that he only makes an effort when he feels he is going to make SportsCenter's Top 10.

There is no reason for an athletic beast to be averaging 6.4 points and 5.3 rebounds per game, especially when he was traded for a guy who averages 16.3 points and 6.7 rebounds per game.

As for Noah, he's just short on talent. Plain and simple.

I can see him being a half-decent big man who provides energy, defense and rebounding coming off the bench. And that's fine and dandy, but that's not the kind of player you choose with the No. 9 overall pick.

Joakim the Joke is actually doing worse than T-Squared when it comes to production. Noah is averaging 3.3 points and 5.6 rebounds per game. But he has these flashes, like against the New York Knicks where he swats four shots and grabs five rebounds in less than 20 minutes.

But until Noah and TT can extrapolate those numbers over an extended period of time, they are worth as much as the Confederate dollar.

Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro takes Tyrus Thomas, Joakim Noah to task [Chicago Tribune]

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